Dear President,
I have been thinking hard about this presidency and I realize that it is going to be very difficult for you. As a person with common sense I feel qualified to give you advice and suggestions as you are lacking that common sense. First of all, please don't press the red button. It may be tempting, it may call your name, but please for all the citizens of America don't press it.
Second if all, don't say anything bad to the media(twitter and other social media still counts). Go through a checklist before you speak.
1. Is what I'm saying going to offend anyone or any social group?
2. Is what I'm saying going to help anybody?
If you do this I can assure you you will have avoided a protest.
Third of all, beware of assasinations. Now, I know that as the president you already have protection everywhere you go but I have a sneaking suspicion somebody might try to sneak in and finish you off to save America. Try to make amend so maybe less people will hate you.
Sincerely,
Cc
This post is both amusing and helpful at the same time. I apologize for not commenting in a while, but I absolutely had to on this post. It's fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the compliment. It's nice seeing you especially since you've been MIA.
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